Here's how to upgrade your life😎
THE UNLAZY LETTER
there's a high probability that this letter includes typos, because I hate proofreading 💩
In case you haven't seen it on my social media (sorry for the bombardment), The Unlazy Shop is now openðŸ¤
Now, I want you to get the most out of the merch. Hence, here's some quick advice on how to use the merch to upgrade your life.
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The Unlazy Beanie is best used upside down. This increases your IQ by 10-20 points.
The Unlazy T-shirt is an awesome companion for your morning swim. It makes swimming twice as hard, so you can get in a good workout.
(lol plz don't)
You can use The Unlazy Hoodie to turn yourself into an elf. Unfortunately, this doesn't guarantee magic powers, but it sure will make you turn some heads on the street.
The Unlazy Mug is great for spilling stuff. I’ve used it countless times to spill my morning coffee all over my desk.